single and looking

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by CatWoman721984 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Monday, 20-Sep-2004 14:48:56

Hey my name is Amanda, I am 20 years old. I am NOT blind or anything, I am just checking out sites hopeing to find a boyfriend.

I am from PA.

if you are interested let me know

Post 2 by bearj (Account disabled) on Monday, 20-Sep-2004 15:37:49

Hi you already know me. Im interested. lol. :)he he he he he

Post 3 by JH_Radio (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 07-Oct-2004 17:16:02

Hey Buddy Justen, no fair! So am I LOL LOL LOL LOL... John

Post 4 by BB (move over school!) on Tuesday, 26-Oct-2004 19:30:02

I am from PA close to Philly and I am looking for that someone. What to talk hit me up.
BB

Post 5 by Jess227 on Saturday, 30-Oct-2004 0:41:14

I seriously think looking for a boyfriend on the net is just too risky especially for your age. 20 is young, I'm 3 yrs older then you. Take your time, you'll find that special someone.

Post 6 by ItsAConspiraZ (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 10-Nov-2004 12:26:21

(I doubt she'd be interested in someone who says something like 'he he he he' :-)

Post 7 by CaptainBlinky (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 10-Nov-2004 23:54:57

In case you are interested in becoming blind, let me know. I'll do my best to do you so hard it will make your eyes bulge out of your eyesockets. Just doing my best to make you feel at home. (oh, P.S., I'm not blind either, heh)

Post 8 by The Shuck Fitter (My name is Liam) on Thursday, 11-Nov-2004 3:46:10

that could be entertaining.

Post 9 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Thursday, 11-Nov-2004 19:50:08

I wasn't blind until Captain Blinky tried to tea ball me, his massive testicals slapped me in the face, one in each eye turning my eyes into puddles of goo, now I'm blind thanks a lot asshole.

Post 10 by _rory_ (predictable kryptic) on Thursday, 11-Nov-2004 20:26:45

shocking? no. try again our good captain. You guys are unbelievable! lol lol!

Post 11 by The Shuck Fitter (My name is Liam) on Friday, 12-Nov-2004 1:12:16

catwoman's audio profile made me go blind... I think.

Post 12 by _rory_ (predictable kryptic) on Friday, 12-Nov-2004 8:00:58

now that i look back at this, i don't think it's too funny. I do't get how you guys can have fun insulting someone you barely or don't even know.

Post 13 by Don'tBlaisMeBro (Folle et simple est la brebis qui au loup se confesse.) on Friday, 12-Nov-2004 13:02:54

Honestly? I thought these things were to share our own opinions/views/thoughts/what ever on here, but... that's just rediculous, that you gotta' talk shit about someone you barely know, Acosha I'm in full agreement with you, I mean damn! like, you don't even know the person, and your talking about, 'fucking them in the ass' and such, what kinda' crap is that? I'm not tryin' to be the 'net police, but you don't have any respect? I mean hell, I say stuff that isn't always nice, or proper, or what have you, but going off on people like that... that's just insulting to the person, and your charicter, unless you don't give a damn about your charicter.

And I can't spell so what..


Cortney

Post 14 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 12-Nov-2004 18:56:55

Torico darl it's C H A R A C H T E R character <3333333333333333333333

Post 15 by The Shuck Fitter (My name is Liam) on Saturday, 13-Nov-2004 9:31:59

as odd as this is going to sound. Bare with me. Blinky, believe it or not. Is one of the nicest guys I've ever met. He's come down here a few times to help me with my computer issues.
the problem everyone has is with what he says. I have to agree that what he says is way overboard, but that's what you get for taking him seriously.
There are times when blinky says stuff to say it. And by getting mad your giving him what he wants. The thrill of annoying all of yall.
If you have a problem with Blinky, why don't you private message him and see what he thinks?

Post 16 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 13-Nov-2004 10:07:22

I totaly agree with you Torico!

Post 17 by ItsAConspiraZ (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 13-Nov-2004 14:52:34

All I have to say is losen up people.

Post 18 by _rory_ (predictable kryptic) on Saturday, 13-Nov-2004 15:03:15

you mean loosen.

Post 19 by InternetKing (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 13-Nov-2004 15:43:28

Damn people, stop taking everything so fuckin seriously, it's only a fuckin website, I wouldn't give a shit if some who doesn't know anything about me says crap about me, Ok obviously I'd quite upset if it was a close friend or someone who I respect and trust, but for fuck sake it's only a message board..btw, I'm blind, and I heard that captain blinky wanted to fuck me in the ass so hard that my sight would come back, sorry to disappoint you man, you're not my type.

Post 20 by Dj paddy (The irish Cranky geek) on Sunday, 14-Nov-2004 15:51:38

Erm it's like usernet up here at times. One of my favourite quotes regarding that sometimes useful but often merky area of the online experience is, "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind - boggling
amounts of excrement when you least expect it. - Gene Spafford,1992".

N'ways to Amandas plee. i hope you do find someone very special. Online isn't always the best or rather safest route and putting yourself out there like that is asking for trouble. If you meet somebody fine but seriously don't advertise yourself. Sure you might meet someone very special but the probability of meeting a nut job or just an asshole who'll either mess with your head or meet you and mess with more than that is I'm sure quite high. You seem like a genuine and very caring lady, so whatever you do, don't settle for second best. I.E. The first guy that comes along and tells you he loves you after 3 days of chatting online after reading your posts or profile etc.

Post 21 by InternetKing (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Sunday, 14-Nov-2004 23:44:53

OK..dure to what I said last night and due to a similar discussion going on at another place with a certain zone memeber, I thought that I should clarify what I meant in my post. I don't condome in any way atacking people just for the hell of it, especially if I don't know them or don't know anything about them, I also understand and apreciate the fact that not everyone has a same sence of humor and that people may find certain things offencive. I also understand that some people do take the things people say on the boards seriously and that it upsets them, and, as I said, if someone who I consider a friend or close even if it's only online said something about me, sure I would be upset. All I was trying to say, but seems like i didn't make my self clear, about whcih I apologise, is that on the zone, just like in real world, you'll find people who are assholes, people who are not nice, or people who have a weird sence of humor that you may not apreciate. I also understand that some people get upset less than others and I wasn't in any way trying to put down those that do get upset, but rather expressing my own personal opinion. So, some might say that I'm being a hipocrit and now it's me who's being too serous, maybe, but some people reacted to some things I said in the way that I didn't expect them to react, so I thought I'd make clear what I mean and where I stand. To conclude, I'm the last person who starts flame wars on the internet just for the hell of it and I don't agree with them.

Post 22 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Sunday, 14-Nov-2004 23:51:13

Post 20 classic. Reminds me of the comments on slashdot.

Post 23 by Don'tBlaisMeBro (Folle et simple est la brebis qui au loup se confesse.) on Monday, 15-Nov-2004 9:32:50

Rrhhrhrdchica?
Thanks! hehe, I can't spell, and dammit! I miss you. ,3333333333333333333333333. *hugs*
ANd, I din't say that stuff, to bash anyone, it was jsut my opinion, so...yeah.
Who the hell messed with her audio profile?
...

Post 24 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Tuesday, 16-Nov-2004 14:28:17

I think the InternetKing got this right ;)

Post 25 by kristabell (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 04-Dec-2004 17:32:18

Yo wuz up. I liek lookin 4 a down/bout it guy. I dont mind race. i will date n e race but do liek blk/mex/white/what ever. so holla back, youngin!

Post 26 by ItsAConspiraZ (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 04-Dec-2004 17:59:02

Err... you might want to post your own topic...

James

Post 27 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Monday, 06-Dec-2004 13:45:11

I'd fuck you, but only if i could muzzle you so I wouldn't have to hear your abuse of the english language.

Post 28 by The Shuck Fitter (My name is Liam) on Thursday, 09-Dec-2004 8:50:37

damn... he went there.

Post 29 by Stone Cold (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 12-Dec-2004 21:36:03

Hey, Guess what, gentlemen? Miss Amanda already has herself a man. It was confirmed today. On finding this out, I was one of the happiest men in the world. The reason being that her man is me! I just wanted to share with everyone that I'm the luckiest guy alive right now, because I have the honor and the great and distinguished privilage of having Amanda as my girl. For all those who were interested, my intention was not to rain on your parade, but just to share my awesomely great news! Anyway, there you have it. and That's the bottom line. Jimmy

Post 30 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Monday, 13-Dec-2004 10:33:32

Congratulations Jimmy (well both of you).
Happy to see things working out and the Zone bringing together some people. :)
Best of luck ;)
cheers
-B

Post 31 by CatWoman721984 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Thursday, 23-Dec-2004 19:45:35

I barely know this guy, I am seeing Halloween.

Post 32 by CatWoman721984 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Friday, 31-Dec-2004 23:21:35

well, I'm still single but I'm interested in someone.

Post 33 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Saturday, 22-Jan-2005 4:05:09

If someone fucks her can they tell me what it is like to fuck free willy?

Post 34 by Spanish Cloud (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 30-Jan-2005 2:29:29

Hi Amanda and everyone else. I agree with those who said that it is very risky trying to find someone on the net. I mean you don't know the person you're chatting to and therefore you might fall in love with a guy who is an asshole and you don't even know that till you meet him in person. I'm not saying that not a single internet relation works,some of course do, but I don't believe in internet relations till someone proves me that they can be successful. By the way I'm also single and looking, but I really doubt I'll find someone through a website.

Laters,
Joaquín

Post 35 by Witchcraft (Account disabled) on Sunday, 30-Jan-2005 20:20:51

What would it take to prove it? Considering my marriage resulted from one. *smile*

Post 36 by Spanish Cloud (Veteran Zoner) on Tuesday, 01-Feb-2005 15:45:54

HI Witchcraft. Yeah, my cousin met a guy through the internet and eventually she married him. The problem is that they don't seem mature enough to get along well so they fight over the most foolish stupidity. I feel a bit sad for my cousin. I mean I don't know if she deserves the kind of relationship she is in now, but she chose that guy after all and there's nothing I can do about that. I think they should've gotten to know a bit more deeply before getting married though. That is why I resist to believe in internet relationships. I mean I don't want to go through an unhappy marriage like my cousin. But well I think that it all depends on me, that is, if I make sure to know the person very well before thinking of marrying her, the probability to have a successful relationship will be higher, I think. Y'all take care, Joaquín

Post 37 by CatWoman721984 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 05-Mar-2005 18:56:00

I am looking for someone who is nice, sweet, romantic, doesn't care about what I look like although I think I'm attractive. I love guys with blue or green eyes but the eye color dont really matter. Basically I want someone who will treat me the way a woman should be treated, and who's not afraid to show affection. Distance should be around PA like Ohio, NY or something like that. Long distance relationships for example I'm in PA and someone is in cali or somewhere on the other side of the country they dont really work. I mean it's so hard to see them and you have to see the person your dating or it's not dating it's just I dunno LOL but If your interested and between the ages of 20-35 please don't hesitate to e-mail me, God Bless
~*Amanda*~

Post 38 by lawlord (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 07-Mar-2005 6:00:50

That thing about the eye colour don't really matter put me in mind of a satyrical chat-up line associated with the more rural areas of the country such as Somerset: 'I can't read and I can't write, but that don't really matter, 'cos I come from somerset and I can drive a tractor'. Slightly off-topic I know, but I thought it was worth sharing! To return, however, to the matter at hand, I am of the view that long-distance relationships can work. it has done so for myself in the past.

Post 39 by lawlord (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 10-Mar-2005 12:28:56

I have to say that I hope that the actress who played my witness on Tuesday in my advocacy exam is single and looking! Probably not though, she was a rather lovely lass and in any case I don't even know what her name is and didn't talk to her save in her role as a witness.

Post 40 by lawlord (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 10-Mar-2005 13:15:21

Not that I didn't want to talk to her, but to attempt to do so would have resulted in breach of the assessment regulations and my being most probably precluded from being called to that prestigious institution that is the honourable Bar of England and Wales.

Post 41 by lawlord (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 10-Mar-2005 15:56:10

And alas, there is nobody who can ask as my agent or on my behalf, which I suppose amounts to the same.

Post 42 by lawlord (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 10-Mar-2005 17:40:59

And verily, this topic is developing into a Lawlordian monologue.